April 2012
- Me: I want September to come faster.
- Ben: why?
- Me: formula 1
- Ben: you bought the ticket alrd?
- Me: yap. For three days.
- Ben: a lot of my friends get free tickets but they dont use them because no point to see fast cars pass by.
- Me: yeah true the cars are fast but i want to go!
- Ben: but they have good concerts like maroon 5.
- Me: yeesss
- Ben: aaahh you bought the tickets just to see maroon 5 arent you?
- Me: nooooo, i actually like formula 1 and watch every race.
- Ben: really? But you are a girl.
- Me: don't believe me? Just test me, i know the drivers and teams.
- Ben: yeah but idk
- Me: booo
“Love, it never dies. It never goes away, it never fades, so long as you hang on to it. Love can make you immortal.”
—If I Stay by Gayle Forman (via pixiedusts)
“I wish I’m Adam Lambert and date Neil Patrick Harris. Those are two most attractive gays.”
—My friend said about what if he’s gay.
- Teacher: If you wake up at 2 a.m. You thought a noise in the house awoke you, but your housemates have not woken up. The dog is barking, but you cannot see or hear anything further. What can you infer from this?
- students: GHOOOOOSSSTTT
Normal Couples →
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Normal Couples: “You hang up the phone” “No, you hang up the phone” “No you!” “No baby, you first!”
Peeta and Katniss: “You kill me” “No, you kill me!”
- Teacher: Does anyone of you have pets?
- students: YEESSS
- Teacher: What kind of pets?
- student 1: cats
- student 2: rabbit
- student 3: canary
- student 4: POKEMON